Sunday, April 30, 2006

This Week In WTF Ville

Copperfield Was Mugged

   Doherty Was Drugged

Keef's Head Went Fud

   & Tom Talks Crud

According to Tom, "'s Kate, not Katie. Katie is a child's name. My Kate is a woman, a magnificent woman, a magnificent child-bearing woman. Woooo-hoooo! And I got this magnificent woman pregnant. Can you dig it?"

Yeah? Maybe you think she birthed her brains & her voice box out with that baby eh Tom?
May I remind you that 'child-bearing woman' & 'silent brow-beaten wife' are not synonymous. Can you dig it?

Next week...David Blaine goes glug, glug, glug

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