Monday, March 30, 2009

Now You See It, Now It's Furniture

You grew so majestic & tall for so long
Always bent in the wind but always stayed strong
For years I feared there would come a day
When you would break & not just sway
So we had you killed, chopped up neatly
Tho I had not the heart to say goodbye completely
Now instead of the damage you could have done
We sit & enjoy the furniture you've become
Thank you local landmark for your years of service
Now you can relax & enjoy your new purpose
Your new status to many already is known
Local landmark MarkII - The Palm Throne.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Hugh Haiku

What next Wolverine
The Sexiest Man Alive
= MC²

Van Helsing Drover
Family man Boy from Oz
Perfect sex on legs

The next gig you choose
Think shirtless, sweaty, bare-arsed
Scenes to dream on mmmmmmm

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Robbie Williams At His Entertaining Best

A lesson for anyone who wants to know how to entertain...

He starts with the 2nd verse, sings it twice, hits many notes that are not originally intended to be in the song & carries on giving the best performance anyway.

Gotta love him!

Can't WAIT for the new music....'out in yer shops at Christmas' pehaps?

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Ode to Ted

Back Bay
That day
You were climbing down the hill
Would you fall
Off the wall
The question gave us a thrill
You fell
Not well
Now the family reads your will
We're sad
They're mad
Greedy hands fight in the till