Wednesday, December 30, 2009

New Fav Medicine

This is my new cure all...
Available at a Trader Joe's near you - yum!

et tu IKEA?

We had lunch at IKEA today - what a sad & tragic affair it was.
The meatballs are smaller, I can eat them in one bite now. The gravy is brown water, it used to be really creamy & thick. The potatos are mashed, no choice of little round whole potatos anymore. The coffee is thinner, I think they have halved the amount of coffee per measure of water. Breadroll included with lunch? Nope, now it's 39c thank you. There is no more raw sugar, just refined white crap now. Even the napkins are half the size they used to tu IKEA?
Is there anybody not using this recession to cheapen their products?

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Californians in the Rain

I have driven in all kinds of weather in all kinds of vehicles in all parts of the world & I have yet to find a more freaked out bunch of drivers when it rains than California drivers.

Get a grip, it's just water!!!

Friday, November 06, 2009

Robbie Williams ~ You Know Me

There are many lovely things in this life, one of them is waking up to a new Robbie vid :)

You Know Me - Robbie Williams (Official full-length video)

Robbie Williams | MySpace Video

Friday, September 18, 2009

RWFU for Treetops

The awesome Chrissie from RWO & Geraldine from rwap got together with Fans Supreme & TheRobbieWilliamsSite &.....ta daaah....RWFU was born!!

RWFU is providing a great way for all Robbie Williams' fans everywhere to support the charities important to Robbie.

The Donna Louise Trust is one such charity. It is based in Robbie's home town of Stoke-On-Trent & Robbie is a patron of the trust.

Please click the link to see how you can donate...

Robbie Williams Fansites United for Treetops

Here is some information about The Donna Louise Children's Hospice (known as 'Treetops') & the wonderful work they do...

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Coolest Oprah Eva!

Start of the 24th season - September 8th, 2009 Chicago.

Monday, July 06, 2009

I Do Not Like You Haiku

I do not like you
My skin crawls when you are near
Fuck off you bastard

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Split Enz

From this...

To this...

Evolution is awesome but not always necessary.
They were great then, are great now & will continue to be great whatever manifestation they choose in the future.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Hand Of God Hall Of Fame

The latest addition to the 'Hand of God' Hall of Fame...

Cosmic Hand Reaches for the Light
The Red represents low-energy X-rays, the medium range is green, and the most energetic ones are colored blue. The blue hand-like structure was created by energy emanating from the nebula around they dying star PSR B1509-58. The red areas are from a neighboring gas cloud called RCW 89. Credit: NASA/CXC/SAO/P.Slane, et al.

"Hand of God' Hall of Fame Alumni...

God's opinion on bad Photoshopping!

A classic from the '80s that can still cause a drunken riot!
Diego Maradona shamelessly smacks the ball into the net with a handball - and has the cheek to call it the "Hand of God".
The goal was allowed and England has never forgiven or forgotten going out 2-1 to Argentina in the '86 quarter-finals of the FIFA World Cup.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Now You See It, Now It's Furniture

You grew so majestic & tall for so long
Always bent in the wind but always stayed strong
For years I feared there would come a day
When you would break & not just sway
So we had you killed, chopped up neatly
Tho I had not the heart to say goodbye completely
Now instead of the damage you could have done
We sit & enjoy the furniture you've become
Thank you local landmark for your years of service
Now you can relax & enjoy your new purpose
Your new status to many already is known
Local landmark MarkII - The Palm Throne.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Hugh Haiku

What next Wolverine
The Sexiest Man Alive
= MC²

Van Helsing Drover
Family man Boy from Oz
Perfect sex on legs

The next gig you choose
Think shirtless, sweaty, bare-arsed
Scenes to dream on mmmmmmm

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Robbie Williams At His Entertaining Best

A lesson for anyone who wants to know how to entertain...

He starts with the 2nd verse, sings it twice, hits many notes that are not originally intended to be in the song & carries on giving the best performance anyway.

Gotta love him!

Can't WAIT for the new music....'out in yer shops at Christmas' pehaps?

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Ode to Ted

Back Bay
That day
You were climbing down the hill
Would you fall
Off the wall
The question gave us a thrill
You fell
Not well
Now the family reads your will
We're sad
They're mad
Greedy hands fight in the till

Friday, February 13, 2009

Monday, February 02, 2009

Dogs On The Beach

On Newport Beach...
Between 9am & 5pm dogs are NOT ALLOWED on the beach at all.
Between 5pm & 9am they are allowed but ON A LEASH ONLY.

This information is especially for the dickhead who chose not to control his dog this morning (11am) & didn't stop the giant mutt when it jumped all over me while I was jogging.

After I told said dickhead to control his dog & put it on a leash, he went ballistic.

Just know, you may be loud & abusive sir but YOU ARE NOT CORRECT & the authorities already have your description. Apparently I am not the 1st person to have had an unpleasant encounter with you. I hope I am the last.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Vegemite Victory!

I'm so happy to report I bought a jar of the delicious sustenance at my local Cost Plus!
It's back in the USA....well SoCal at least.


I wish I knew what changed to allow it back on the shelves but I don't. I'm not however going on a quest to find out as I did when it was ruthlessly taken from us (See Vegemite Crisis!!!), I'm just going to make some toast & enjoy eating it!


This is a very cool vid (except for the REALLY annoying ads you have to X!) showing something else you can do with Vegemite - check it out!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

I Still Call Australia Home

I miss you already :(